Humble Yourself:   Submit…

Submissions are subject to the approval of xaelysiumx .


Please provide at least a nickname, a link to your blog or a link to your user profile on your social networking platform of choice, and a functioning email address so that if there is any question regarding the integrity or veracity of your submission, you may be contacted directly. Don’t worry, xaelysiumx will take your email address information very seriously, so seriuously, thain fact, that the plan is to take it to the grave—never having told ‘nobody, nothin’… And, since we despise spam, ourselves, well, I guess I shouldn’t discuss that here, but if you’re interested in further solutions for annoying SPAM emails, please do search for me in the classified ads in Soldier of Fortune Magazine, in the “For Hire” section… :: cough ::


Xaelysiumx ‘swears to Satan’ that she [nor will anyone else affiliated with this shitshow, for that matter…] will not share, sell, or slutcast your contact information - ‘kinda just wanna know youi’re real, and that your submission isn’t some kind of hacker holocaust inciting material… That seems fair, right?


Also, please include a brief note as to why you feel that your submission should be published here, as well as some decent information as to the original wtfbbq…sauce from which your contribution originated. because xaelysiumx will, most likely, use that as a brief description for the material you’ve submitted.


So now that you know how we, over here at xaelysiumx get down, go ahead and switch it up…